To follow Suit

I REALLY wanted something to write about. So.... what did I do? I played 'let's message Suit'.

The facts, however, were not stacking up in Soleil's favour. While Spring is relationship weather and I have seen single friend after single friend dropping off my party-party list, I have had zero luck. In fact, I'm in the negatives of luck at the moment- and I thought that Suit might be something to look forward to. I thought that maybe Suit was worth a shot. But.... the facts. The facts are....

1) Drunken texts do not constitute interest- yet many of the texts I have received from dear Suit have been sent while under the influence.

2) One phone call in a month is not really interest either. I called him once too......But I seem to message a lot more often then he does.

3) Text messages have become bed related. Not all of them, and yes, it's a little fun, but...... that's casual talk. That's not effort. That's wanting a booty call.

4) Suit was supposed to come over. BUT after I didn't commit to booty call..... he suddenly had work to do.

5) Suit sent a photo of his undies. Stripey. This seems to be the latest trend. Interesting....

But in all honestly, I'm not an idiot. I'm also not a piece of meat. And..... while I was looking forward to this he could have put in a bit more effort and granted me a date rather than a booty call. Picky? Not particularly. I needed dinner and he'd already eaten! He could have had two dinners.... for me. And now..... NOW it seems the messages have stopped. Goodbye, Suit. You were over before we even began. And now I accept my fate. Wanted- house filled with cats. Will suit perpetually single Soleil.