Hi everyone,
Paranoia has meant that I had stopped blogging for a while while I 'dealt with' the crush I may still very well have on a certain member of the population. This said person has since become a very dear friend, even though the eye candy he provides for me and the possibilities of an even 'closer' friendship down the track haunt my thoughts often. Anyway, I didn't EVER want said person to see this blog and circumstances are such that he could very easily find out about it. After much convincing that I should not abandon my much loved hobby of dating for a long shot, I have decided to resume blogging.
OK. Two things to share. I have ticked off two more boxes. I have kissed both a Ginger and an Asian. TICK. Gingey was rubbish but the Asian, he was a hot thing I'll tell you what! And I didn't think that I would ever find an Asian sexy, but, alas, I was wrong.
Firstly, Gingey. OK. I mean that in the most endearing way possible. I think red head chicks are hot. Cameron Ling is one of my favourite footy players. Tim Minchin is one of my favourite comedians. I like Gingers. So I mean no disrespect when I mention dear Gingey. I just had to clear that up. Anyway, Gingey was clueless. Gingey wasn't really that cute. Gingey was not good at chatting up girls. But he DID tell me I was the hottest girl in the pub and, well, flattery DOES get you a pash if you keep it up.
Anyway, Gingey said he was a building inspector and builder. He said his friend the 'Grim Reaper' was out with him and this was a bad thing because the 'Grim Reaper' meant that he was doomed and his picking up efforts would be undoubtedly thwarted. When the lights turned on in the pub he said that it was the moment of truth and it was as if he was saying that I looked WAY hotter in the dark. Well DUH! But that's not a comment you generally recover from. Stupid Gingey. Anyways, I really wanted to tick this one off my checklist. He asked for a kiss. I said on the cheek. He said on the mouth. I said 'Let's compromise'. It ended up being on the mouth. There was no tongue. It was a shitty kiss too. Made even worse by his friends who called out 'YUCK! THEY ARE KISSING!' I walked away after that. Nothing like a comment like THAT to make you feel like you are at a grade six disco.
Anyway, I said I had two things to tell you about. And the next..... Will wait until a new entry. Soleil is back in town!
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