Statistics and patterns

 INTERMISSION

Here are some interesting patterns which apply to my relationships:

1) The majority of boyfriends have been ones educated in an all boys' Catholic school.

2) Three of these boyfriends came from the same school, but in different years and didn't know each other.

3) The majority of boyfriends followed Geelong or Hawthorn.

4) The majority of boyfriends had birthdays in October.

5) The majority of relationships began in August.

6) Long term relationships always come close to, but fall short of the four year mark.

7) Between birth and Trevor there were four memorable pashes. Zero of which were from other ethnicities.


8) Between Trevor and my last flame, lets call him Kevin, there were eight memorable pashes. Two of which were from other ethnicities: One Irish and One Swedish.

9) This suggests that between Kevin and 'Mr Perfect' there will need to be a total of either twelve OR sixteen to keep a pattern going, with four other ethnicities in there for good measure.

10) There have only been two pashes since Kevin, therefore, there is a long way to go, but, as I said, I am no longer eighteen anymore and it is likely that it doesn't work this way anymore. Dates don't kiss and tell nowadays, they simply tell. Especially THIS one ;-)

IN CONCLUSION

If a statistician was examining my dating patterns they would pick a white, Australian male who went to a Catholic boys' school, whose birthday was in October. I would have to wait until August 2010 to meet him and he would barrack for Geelong :-) We would last until 2014 when he would break up with me (turn taking, you see, I initiated the last break up, so it's only fair) at which stage I would be free to blog again and would start to resemble Bridget Jones in a more poignant way than I do now.