Amazing powers of observation..... NOT

Hi everyone,

As it turns out, blonde boy wonder is actually a ranga. And no.... he didn't have p-plates! (Phew) In truth, this guy could be Prince Harry's twin brother. So it is with this twist that I rename him Harry.

So, Harry picked me up at my house and took me to the beach. It was a normal date. The type I went on before I subscribed to internet dating. And that scored points. In truth, I do prefer it this way. It's somehow more personal. It's more random. It's not just looking at a photo and reading a badly written profile riddled with spelling mistakes.

It was a nice balmy evening for a walk, we found a pub after clambering over a wall.... He lifted me off the top of the wall- MY HERO! Without him my outfit would have been ruined! And yes, it was a perfect kissing moment.... but NO. It didn't happen! There was nothing. Kaput. Zero. He didn't hold my hand. He didn't tell me that he was going to call. We had a great conversation. It was funny. He scores points for that too. But.... deep down in my heart I know that he's not going to call. But.... well it was fun the few hours that it lasted.

And why isn't he going to call? I'll tell you why. Because Soleil was guarded. Because although she was funny and gorgeous, she didn't have the charm that she usually has. And this is stupidly because I wrote him off before I had even given him a chance. A moment of self-realisation. Is this a danger to the future of the blog? One can hope not.

Soleil.
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#1: Melbourne. World's best city. Soleil's home town and dating playground

#2: Marriage. Over-rated. Good excuse for a party, but. Keep having them, friends o-mine!

#3: Not the way I roll.... but funny all the same because I once thought like this. Relationships are not a power game. It took a long time to realise this. Anyways, this is street graffiti in Bulgaria- but I think it's based on a pic somewhere on the internet?

#4: Soleil's photo is gone! Why? Popular opinion. It was either that or plastic glasses and moustache. Haven't seen that get up for aaages!!!!

#5: Layout critics. There are limited options here. I don't want this box to show up on EVERY SINGLE BLOODY PAGE..... but..... no choice!