I can't count. I know this is ironic considering the topic of my previous post, but seriously, I really can't. Upon re-examination of my previous entries, I counted 18 note-worthy guys and at least 20 that I actually wrote 'notes' about. So I am wondering... Should I revise my numbers?
In fact, the more I think about it, the more I remember. For example before Tomato Sauce boy, while out at a concert with a friend and her then 'incredibly classy' boyfriend, I met Gavin. In the mosh pit. Surrounded by sweaty bodies. How romantic! We exchanged numbers, but I was actually in a frazzled, dazed and confused stupour trying to come to terms with the fact that my friend's as I said 'classy' boyfriend had asked me to partake in certain actions with my friend (and him) that I don't wish to elaborate on (but I'm sure you get the gist) one hour prior to meeting Gavin. The words and suggestions of Mr Classy irked me terribly, and made me hope that I could find someone normal who would work in cahoots to help me plot an escape route from him (and if need be, her as well). I should also note that his girlfriend was actually unaware of this whole scenario as it occurred while she was getting ready at her house. It wasn't until a few years later that I was able to articulate what had happened as I was immediately rendered mute at the time and used the ignorance strategy to pretend that it never actually happened!
Alright, so there are 21- The problem is..... I already have a 21 and that is before the eight that are supposed to go before him and the one that goes after him. So.... maybe.... due to the recount..... I should edit the previous posts with a more accurate figure and therefore, my dating experiences will be rounded off to a very even 30.
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